Greg and Matt are experts at cooking up various compounds in the Material Science Division. Before any festivities could get underway, Greg wiped up some sustenance, which included some hardy beans. (Tennessee style!) Nothing else is better after a not so hard day at the lab. Except for possibly some surfing on the net, that is, if you didn't get enough during DOE working hours, Lynn.
Lynn is on the internet doing what? And now he needs to use the bathroom?!?!? (Take note) I'm in the background almost having a nervous brake down concern these current state of affaires.
Greg and Lynn prepare to jam; which is exactly what the entire apartment complex was waiting for... At least that is what the security guard told us!
Lynn's personas include but not limited to, mathematician, DOE research theorist, professional jammer and not only is he the Hair Club President, he is also a member.
Yes, the music selection was determined for the evening... Lynn points out the finer points of "Little Orrrs, Little Orrrs... how are you doing, won't you come and make another..."
Me roomie, The Tzar of Moscow, Criticality Research Scientist, Mike. Seen here to the left, he contemplates the future of human society with the increasing demands of power consumption and its reliable distribution. I'm very thirsty after a hard day in the Advance Materials and Measurement Systems Division of Photonics at the United States Department of Energy. God Bless America!!!!
After extensive jamming into the late hours we thought that a change of scenery would be in order considering our status as residents depended on it. We went poolside with some wholesome port and some high quality cigars!!! We see Material Scientist Greg preparing to light his wonderous cigar. Mike continues his contemplates on the limitations of the Self-Organized Criticality Model.
With in minutes the entire apartment complex was a raging inferno due to the carelessness of Material Scientist Matt. I told him not to dispose of his spent cigars on to the roof of the complex. So much for our deposit.
Matt finds it very amusing that the apartment complex is burning... Greg finds the prospects of two new roommate very humorous. Greg, put your cigar back in your mouth!
The little lady gives me a lite! Warning: Don't drink the water of Oak Ridge, the secret city, the frontier ground for the formulation of enriched uranium by gaseous diffusion and electromagnetic separation along with its production of plutonium and radioisotopes. Mike makes a fatal mistake at the beginning of the evening when he accidentally consumed some tainted water. We see that only a few hours later, he has aged over thirty years. I can only hope that the brilliant minds at Y12 can restore him to his youth.
Don't make me get up and stomp on your head... Survive if I let you!
Your Chinese contacts should find those secret nuclear weapons schematics very useful... Yes, thank you again... these extra funds should come in very handy... (The Department of Energy has many perks!) John, the bloody photographer, is seen to the right almost to the point of passing out... god for bid, he would every consider taking his hands off of the port.
Greg can be seen to the left; Greg is a typical government employee! I'm featured to the right. I'm also a typical government employee!
Thy Shall Not Consume Non-Alcoholic Beverages
Einstein's principle of equivalence is demonstrated as Lynn and I accelerate to the floor. But did we confirm the Theory of General Relativity; The room was spinning and the floor flew upwards to my body... What were the forces? Was this an inertial reference frame? More data will be needed!
I'm not drunk... I think I will have another... Hahaha... A fellow researcher, while we were touring Kentucky in our "Get Lost Weekend" stated it in a very similar manner... "My glass is drink!"
Unfortunately, Mike realizes that mixing various types of alcoholic beverages is very unwise. In less than one hour, Mike finds himself kneeling before the gods of toiletry, offering up his past drinks, a contribution to the sewer gods of Oak Ridge.
